So – this is probably TMI…but our cat has the most foulest farts…ever!
And by that, I mean he can literally wake you out of your sleep! See below.
So Saturday night I wake out of a dead sleep at 2:00 am. It takes me but a moment to realize that I woke up because of someone’s bad gas. But before I can even smack the hubs to make sure he suffers as much as me — I hear him wake up — take two sniffs – and almost gag!!!
N: What is that?
J: I think your fart just woke the neighborhood!
N: Ppffhh. It wasn’t me!
J: Well – it wasn’t me! (I mean, ladies don’t fart!)
LONG AWKWARD SILENCE.
And it’s then that I realize our precious little cat is sitting right between us just casually licking his paws!!
N: Seriously?! We’re seriously awake at 2:00 am because of our cat’s fart?!
And before I can burst into a fit of laughter, I roll over and hide under the covers until the mist dissipates.
Please tell me I am not the only one who has an animal with human traits?!